10 Sexually Frustrating Rounds Of Celebrity "F#@k, Marry, Kill"

AKA the 10 most heated debates you and your best friends will EVER HAVE.

Matt Ortile

There are no right or wrong answers but let's PRETEND there are. LET'S GO.

1. The Ryans: Gosling, Reynolds, or Kwanten?

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ALREADY CAN'T DEAL. UNF.

1. Fuck?

   Answer Image Gosling

   

   Gosling

   Answer Image Reynolds

   

   Reynolds

   Answer Image Kwanten

   

   Kwanten

   Correct! 

   Wrong! 

   Fuck Kwanten. Because LOOK AT HIM.

1. Marry?

   Answer Image Gosling

   

   Gosling

   Answer Image Reynolds

   

   Reynolds

   Answer Image Kwanten

   

   Kwanten

   Correct! 

   Wrong! 

   Marry Gosling. Because you're only human.

1. Kill?

   Answer Image Gosling

   

   Gosling

   Answer Image Reynolds

   

   Reynolds

   Answer Image Kwanten

   

   Kwanten

   Correct! 

   Wrong! 

   Get rid of Reynolds. Because if he can't make it work with ScarJo, there's something wrong.

2. The Jessicas: Alba, Biel, or Chastain?

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Ladies omfg. Ladies STAHP.

1. Fuck?

   Answer Image Alba

   

   Alba

   Answer Image Biel

   

   Biel

   Answer Image Chastain

   

   Chastain

   Correct! 

   Wrong! 

   Well, ALBA-damned! You wanna fuck Alba haaaay.

1. Marry?

   Answer Image Alba

   

   Alba

   Answer Image Biel

   

   Biel

   Answer Image Chastain

   

   Chastain

   Correct! 

   Wrong! 

   Marry Chastain. Your kids will be the most gorgeous in kindergarten.

1. Kill?

   Answer Image Alba

   

   Alba

   Answer Image Biel

   

   Biel

   Answer Image Chastain

   

   Chastain

   Correct! 

   Wrong! 

   That leaves Biel. But she'll be fine; she's married to Justin Timberlake for god's sake.

3. The Jo(h)ns: Hamm, Krasinski, or Stamos?

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AGH NO I CAN'T.

1. Fuck?

   Answer Image Hamm

   

   Hamm

   Answer Image Krasinski

   

   Krasinski

   Answer Image Stamos

   

   Stamos

   Correct! 

   Wrong! 

   Fuck Stamos! He's like the Chanel No. 5 of men, such a classic.

1. Marry?

   Answer Image Hamm

   

   Hamm

   Answer Image Krasinski

   

   Krasinski

   Answer Image Stamos

   

   Stamos

   Correct! 

   Wrong! 

   Get hitched to Krasinski. Mom and Dad will LOVE HIM.

1. Kill?

   Answer Image Hamm

   

   Hamm

   Answer Image Krasinski

   

   Krasinski

   Answer Image Stamos

   

   Stamos

   Correct! 

   Wrong! 

   Ditch Hamm. It's Don Draper! He'll land on his feet.

4. The Jennifers: Hudson, Lawrence, or Lopez?

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DON'T MAKE ME PICK.

1. Fuck?

   Answer Image Hudson

   

   Hudson

   Answer Image Lawrence

   

   Lawrence

   Answer Image Lopez

   

   Lopez

   Correct! 

   Wrong! 

   Get it with JHud! Didn't win American Idol, but WINS MY HEART.

1. Marry?

   Answer Image Hudson

   

   Hudson

   Answer Image Lawrence

   

   Lawrence

   Answer Image Lopez

   

   Lopez

   Correct! 

   Wrong! 

   Marry JLaw! Let's just say it: she's the female Gosling.

1. Kill?

   Answer Image Hudson

   

   Hudson

   Answer Image Lawrence

   

   Lawrence

   Answer Image Lopez

   

   Lopez

   Correct! 

   Wrong! 

   Gotta leave JLo in the dust then, sry.

5. The Michaels: B. Jordan, Fassbender, or Cera?

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But like they're all so different HOW WOULD YOU DO THIS.

1. Fuck?

   Answer Image B. Jordan

   

   B. Jordan

   Answer Image Fassbender

   

   Fassbender

   Answer Image Cera

   

   Cera

   Correct! 

   Wrong! 

   Fuck Fassy because unfunfunfugggghhhh.

1. Marry?

   Answer Image B. Jordan

   

   B. Jordan

   Answer Image Fassbender

   

   Fassbender

   Answer Image Cera

   

   Cera

   Correct! 

   Wrong! 

   Marry Mr. B. Jordan, y'all! He looks delish in a tux, so.

1. Kill?

   Answer Image B. Jordan

   

   B. Jordan

   Answer Image Fassbender

   

   Fassbender

   Answer Image Cera

   

   Cera

   Correct! 

   Wrong! 

   Poor Cera didn't stand a chance.

6. The Rachels: McAdams, Bilson, or Weisz?

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Omg no this is HARD (hehehe hard).

1. Fuck?

   Answer Image McAdams

   

   McAdams

   Answer Image Bilson

   

   Bilson

   Answer Image Weisz

   

   Weisz

   Correct! 

   Wrong! 

   Fuck Weisz! Oscar-winning actress? Oscar-winning HOTTIE.

1. Marry?

   Answer Image McAdams

   

   McAdams

   Answer Image Bilson

   

   Bilson

   Answer Image Weisz

   

   Weisz

   Correct! 

   Wrong! 

   Marry McAdams because it wasn't over, IT STILL ISN'T OVER!

1. Kill?

   Answer Image McAdams

   

   McAdams

   Answer Image Bilson

   

   Bilson

   Answer Image Weisz

   

   Weisz

   Correct! 

   Wrong! 

   That left Bilson, womp. 'Cause Hart of Dixie? Really?

7. The Adams: Levine, Scott, or Brody?

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ALL ADAMS, ALL ADORABLE.

1. Fuck?

   Answer Image Levine

   

   Levine

   Answer Image Scott

   

   Scott

   Answer Image Brody

   

   Brody

   Correct! 

   Wrong! 

   Fuck Brody—I KNOW, CONTROVERSIAL, JUST HEAR ME OUT.

1. Marry?

   Answer Image Levine

   

   Levine

   Answer Image Scott

   

   Scott

   Answer Image Brody

   

   Brody

   Correct! 

   Wrong! 

   Marry Scott because hilarious handsome hubby? SIGN ME UP.

1. Kill?

   Answer Image Levine

   

   Levine

   Answer Image Scott

   

   Scott

   Answer Image Brody

   

   Brody

   Correct! 

   Wrong! 

   Get rid of Levine. I love him too but he's GETTING MARRIED UGH.

8. The Kate/ys: Hudson, Winslet, or Perry?

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I CAN'T WITH THESE KATES THO.

1. Fuck?

   Answer Image Hudson

   

   Hudson

   Answer Image Winslet

   

   Winslet

   Answer Image Perry

   

   Perry

   Correct! 

   Wrong! 

   Fuck Perry because she's a total ~*~*firework*~*

1. Marry?

   Answer Image Hudson

   

   Hudson

   Answer Image Winslet

   

   Winslet

   Answer Image Perry

   

   Perry

   Correct! 

   Wrong! 

   Marry Kate! If Leo won't take her, then we should!

1. Kill?

   Answer Image Hudson

   

   Hudson

   Answer Image Winslet

   

   Winslet

   Answer Image Perry

   

   Perry

   Correct! 

   Wrong! 

   Dump Hudson. In the illustrious words of Karen from Mean Girls, "Ugh, she is SO annoying."

9. The Hughs: Dancy, Grant, or Jackman?

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FOREIGN HOTTIES OKAY WE CAN DO THIS/THEM.

1. Fuck?

   Answer Image Dancy

   

   Dancy

   Answer Image Grant

   

   Grant

   Answer Image Jackman

   

   Jackman

   Correct! 

   Wrong! 

   Borrow him from wifey Clare Danes and fuck Dancy omnomnom.

1. Marry?

   Answer Image Dancy

   

   Dancy

   Answer Image Grant

   

   Grant

   Answer Image Jackman

   

   Jackman

   Correct! 

   Wrong! 

   Snatch him from his wifey and marry Jackman. It's a lot more fun down under AYOOO!

1. Kill?

   Answer Image Dancy

   

   Dancy

   Answer Image Grant

   

   Grant

   Answer Image Jackman

   

   Jackman

   Correct! 

   Wrong! 

   Ditch Grant. He's more like, "Meh, Actually." Or, "NOTting Hill" hehehe.

10. Destiny's Child: Kelly, Michelle, or Beyoncé?

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Well, I mean.

1. So who would you fuck, marry, and kill?

   

    What do you think?

   What do you think?

   Correct! 

   Wrong! 

   Of course. No contest.