This post has not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can create a post or quiz. Try making your own!Buzz·Posted on Nov 27, 2013Things You Should Never Say Or Do To Your ServerBecause otherwise you're probably going to hell.by mattlaugheryCommunity ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail Say "But they did it for me last time!" Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Ask for everything to be rushed because you have a flight to catch/a movie to watch/an appointment with your shrink. Complain about the prices. Hand me things without asking. Sit at a dirty table. Say "I have a special diet..." Say "I used to be a server." Answer the question "Hi, how are you?" with a drink order. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Point to things on the menu while you're on the phone. Say you know the owner. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF