2. The dad who chaperones your first date with a boy you’ve been crushing on for four years.
“So you asked my daughter out on a date, and for dinner, you went with Chick-Fil-A. Do you even love my daughter or did you just crave a chicken sandwich and were too ashamed to come here alone?”
6. The dad who couldn’t resist two sports for the price of one pool table!
7. The dad who has a cruel and unusual way of punishing his daughter for missing her curfew.
9. The dad who steals his daughter’s extensions to sport an impressive flowing beard.
10. The dad who you should never take to an electronic music festival.
11. The creepy dad who makes other cosplayers feel SUPER uncomfortable.
13. “Dad! Get in here before the neighbors see you!”
“The neighbors have been asking where their bird has gone to.”