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Response to NIN - Closer:
Could not disagree more
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Response to 10 Douchiest Colleges In America:
As if you needed any further proof Ohio State oozes douchebags.
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How about a list of pictures of what non-pretentious twats with too much time on their hands would save?
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Ohio. Worst State Ever
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It think that's the “Worm Scoot”
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Chuck Norris is a deluded rightwing nut-job
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The real cause of Calvin's Hobbes
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Fuck yeah HOBOS!
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