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  • Matthew thinks 20 Reasons Why Zeddie Little Is The D... is LOL  about a month ago ×
  • Response to Keyboard Cathy and Her Orgasmic Sashimi:

    Wow. Never has it been so apparent that one woman has such an ardent fixation on the lighter songs of Jane Siberry, Blossom Dearie's work for “Schoolhouse Rock,” and sushi without rice. And was locked in a Canadian basement for several decades with a Casio synthesizer and no human contact other than a doting, elderly, partially-deaf grandmother. EP, yes. Album, no.

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  • Response to Where Can I Get A Shirt Like This???:

    Fashion disasters can happen to anyone, but my memory seems to have betrayed me (it is, you'll admit, quite similar - and the one I had from J. Crew, as I remember it now, was color-blocked and corduroy). I don't remember her living in the apartment, either - but then again, there's a lot about college I don't quite remember.

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    2 years ago
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  • Response to Where Can I Get A Shirt Like This???:

    Um, Peggy, I'm very happy to say I owned this very shirt circa '92. It was either J. Crew or Urban Outfitters. Pretty sure it was Urban Outfitters, and I bought it on my first trip to NYC, thinking it was about the coolest mash-up of preppy and grunge ever. Hats off to the PM. Mine has long since been donated to Out of the Closet. There's one picture of me with it on; if I can find, I'll most certainly post.

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    2 years ago
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    Calls to mind a sequel to Orphan. Spoiler alert: Mr. Drummond did some f'ed up things to those kids.

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    2 years ago
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  • Matthew thinks Dine With Sarah Palin (For $25K) is Ew  about 2 years ago ×
  • Matthew thinks Chris Farley Is Back is Old  about 2 years ago ×
  • Matthew thinks Lost Puppy is Old  about 2 years ago ×

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