You did it! One more week down without swinging punches or yourself into moving traffic. I know you probably want to crash face first into your bed tonight, don't we all...
BUT NO, it is the weekend and you've endured dismal lighting that makes you look like a troll in your office SnapChats, Outlook ...and maybe being upstaged by tall, European hotties in your office elevator. You probably felt like you could never be happy again at times...
AND MAYBE...
Or...
You may have even wanted to get a little sassy with your boss or colleagues, hell, maybe even strangers...I know I did this week...Like, "don't pretend you don't see me sitting here reading my glossies, I know you do, so don't try and sit on me. I am a human and I occupy space."
It is the WEEKEND, and you are too FUNNY, SMART, AND REALLY, REALLY GOOD LOOKING to sit at home and not share how AMAZING you are with the world...
BUT, seriously, don't listen to the haters or those blogs telling you that you are old and tired. Our youth has only just begun and there are a lot more mistakes to make. So, get that shot of tequila. Do it for the story!
Seriously, get a little sloppy this weekend. If your eye liner stays were it should be, you are doing it wrong.
So forget this week...seriously forget it even happened...it is a new day and the world is your oyster...or bitch...look at it how you will...
Have a little pep talk with yourself...BECAUSE honestly who knows you better...
Call your gurlz, get some vodka...because...
And shimmy your way out the door...because tonight is going to be magical, in probably a very drunk, kind of hazy way...but NO REGRETS...It is a Friday and you are alive!
Say byeeeeee...to all the haters, the emails, the unnecessary meeting notices...because YOU ARE TOO DAMN AWESOME for any of that noise. MALARKEY, ALL MALARKEY.
Perfect..and I will let Paris tell you what this weekend is going to be...
xoxo
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