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    11 Signs You're Addicted To Travel Channel

    Addiction (noun) \ə-ˈdik-shən, a-\: a strong and harmful need to regularly have something. Yep. I'm addicted.

    1. You are concerned for Adam Richman’s health.

    2. “Sand Masters” makes you feel inadequate in every way possible.

    3. You have a love/hate relationship with Anthony Bourdain.

    4. You get mad when they pick up crappy shows that have very little to do with travel.

    5. You wish Andrew Zimmernakafjkencan was your weird uncle.

    6. “Ghost Adventures” scares the crap out of you.

    7. You ask yourself on a weekly basis: “WHY THE F**K IS BRET MICHAELS ON MY TV RIGHT NOW!?”

    8. You agree that “When Vacations Attack!” is basically the Travel Channel’s “Jersey Shore.”

    9. You often wonder how you can stalk Bert Kreischer enough to be a contestant on “Trip Flip.”

    10. You would kill Samantha Brown for her job.

    11. You know EXACTLY how easy life would be if “House Hunters International” was just on Travel Channel instead of HGTV!