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    MTG South Park "Cock Magic"

    The Amazingly Randy performs a cock magic show... Draw X cards, where X is the number of different magic tricks you can perform with your penis (if you do not have a penis you may choose to perform magic on a penis near you). “Oh! Where’d my hat go? Anyone seen my hat?” —The Amazingly Randy

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    The Amazingly Randy performs a cock magic show...

    Draw X cards, where X is the number of different magic tricks you can perform with your penis (if you do not have a penis you may choose to perform magic on a penis near you).

    “Oh! Where’d my hat go? Anyone seen my hat?”

    —The Amazingly Randy

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