I call shenanigans. Where's the masturbation? Is Buzzfeed a bunch of puritanical pricks that avoid confrontation? Oh wait…

sitting onthe floor bracing myself for the cold I am about to feel

i dont get it.. who is arguing in the shower?

About fifty percent of my time is wondering if I already shampooed my hair.

Who else really thought that the non-cleaning part was going to be masturbation?

Also, dropping the soap and then thinking about prison.

Also - contemplating on the mysteries of life…

For the first time I feel out of the circle on the net :c replace with sex/jerking/singing. And we're good.

What about singing and jerking off?

I think you confused winning fake arguments with violent sobbing.

Too true.

Don't get it. My version of green would be just standing around

Get out of my brain.

Can't relate. I win all my arguments