my 2 year old walks around saying cock cock cock cock and i think he means every damn bit of it actually

This is terrible.

Apparently my first word was “frog”… Unfortunately though it sounded more like “fuck!”  If only there was YouTube back then, I could have been a star! :)

Okay, just because no one else has said this, but THAT KID IS SO FUCKING ADORABLE OMG.

I have a cousin who is two. He lives on a farm and whenever we show him a picture of a horse and say 'what's that?', he says 'whores'. It's so adorably vulgar!

I almost want to have kids just for this.

ohhh.. am in splits. this is legendary!

lol. when ever my oldest saw a dump truck at that age he would yell at the top of his lungs “dumb fuck!!!!!!”

yeah, my kid combines car and truck….so it sounds like he says “cock”. It's great when he's in a parking lot and screaming ” Look momma, cock!” or ” Ooooog, big cock”.
Awesome.

As a parent I find condoning this behavior…. hilarious.

If I had a vacuum cleaner as a toy, I too would be saying “fuck you.”

Trolldad is trolling.

My nephew transposes the “K” sound with the “T” sound. One of his favorite things are “big black titties.”