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Soda-Addicted Alana Is The Best “Toddlers & Tiaras” Star Ever

Alana is the six-year-old soda-addicted beauty pageant daughter of obese “Coupon Queen” June. They were featured on TLC's “Toddlers & Tiaras” this week. Alana's secret weapon is her belly. Her motto? “A dollar makes me holler, honey boo-boo!” Also, why are you still reading this? Go watch the video!

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  • where is Michelle Obama when you need an intervention.

    jrcsdude
    a month ago
  • orca9999 thinks Soda-Addicted Alana Is The Best "Todd... is Trashy & Fail  about a month ago
  • blissjunky thinks Soda-Addicted Alana Is The Best "Todd... is Dios MiO, LOL & Trashy  about a month ago
  • animemando thinks Soda-Addicted Alana Is The Best "Todd... is LOL, Trashy & Dios MiO  about a month ago
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  • Mariah C. thinks Soda-Addicted Alana Is The Best "Todd... is LOL  about a month ago
  • andreac16 thinks Soda-Addicted Alana Is The Best "Todd... is WTF  about a month ago
  • joe thinks Soda-Addicted Alana Is The Best "Todd... is WTF  about a month ago
  • Tara T. thinks Soda-Addicted Alana Is The Best "Todd... is Win & Trashy  about a month ago
  • Anna H thinks Soda-Addicted Alana Is The Best "Todd... is LOL  about a month ago
  • natandrew thinks Soda-Addicted Alana Is The Best "Todd... is LOL  about a month ago
  • valeriap thinks Soda-Addicted Alana Is The Best "Todd... is Trashy, LOL & Fail  about a month ago
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  • TO MUCH!!

    WillRothrock
    a month ago
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  • madelinem2 thinks Soda-Addicted Alana Is The Best "Todd... is Dios MiO  about a month ago
  • mollyelectroj   Soda-Addicted Alana Is The Best "Todd...  about a month ago
  • Scarlett K.   Soda-Addicted Alana Is The Best "Todd...  about a month ago
  • theruski thinks Soda-Addicted Alana Is The Best "Todd... is WTF  about a month ago
  • albyo thinks Soda-Addicted Alana Is The Best "Todd... is Ew & Trashy  about a month ago
  • sarahw34 thinks Soda-Addicted Alana Is The Best "Todd... is WTF & LOL  about a month ago
  • The Mom is a porker, and the kid is a little porker LMFAO!

    OsamaBeenFartin
    a month ago
  • Alejandra V. thinks Soda-Addicted Alana Is The Best "Todd... is WTF & LOL  about a month ago
  • heather thinks Soda-Addicted Alana Is The Best "Todd... is Dios MiO  about a month ago
  • dawnmcclures thinks Soda-Addicted Alana Is The Best "Todd... is Ew, Trashy & Fail  about a month ago
  • I love this kid.

    Rebecca
    a month ago
  • reviews2   +  Soda-Addicted Alana Is The Best "Todd... and thinks it’s Dios MiO  about a month ago
  • joannarachelk thinks Soda-Addicted Alana Is The Best "Todd... is Fail  about a month ago
  • i just dont want to do life anymore. i give up.

    Kayley
    a month ago
  • oscarp thinks Soda-Addicted Alana Is The Best "Todd... is Fail, Ew & Trashy  about a month ago
  • lumierefantastique thinks Soda-Addicted Alana Is The Best "Todd... is WTF & Trashy  about a month ago
  • chlojenn97 thinks Soda-Addicted Alana Is The Best "Todd... is WTF  about a month ago
  • Ninja Scientist thinks Soda-Addicted Alana Is The Best "Todd... is Fail & WTF  about a month ago
  • thomasl11 thinks Soda-Addicted Alana Is The Best "Todd... is Ew  about a month ago
  • Brittney T.   Soda-Addicted Alana Is The Best "Todd...  about a month ago
  • tanikristinecb thinks Soda-Addicted Alana Is The Best "Todd... is Ew, Trashy & WTF  about a month ago
  • taraist thinks Soda-Addicted Alana Is The Best "Todd... is Fail & WTF  about a month ago
  • kirramalatte thinks Soda-Addicted Alana Is The Best "Todd... is Trashy  about a month ago
  • shock thinks Soda-Addicted Alana Is The Best "Todd... is WTF & LOL  about a month ago
  • monsterminded thinks Soda-Addicted Alana Is The Best "Todd... is LOL  about a month ago
  • morganharmony   Soda-Addicted Alana Is The Best "Todd... and thinks it’s Dios MiO  about a month ago
  • ellien2 thinks Soda-Addicted Alana Is The Best "Todd... is Fail  about a month ago
  • claired5   Soda-Addicted Alana Is The Best "Todd... and thinks it’s WTF, Ew & Trashy  about a month ago
  • vespo thinks Soda-Addicted Alana Is The Best "Todd... is Fail & WTF  about a month ago
  • lukeb3 thinks Soda-Addicted Alana Is The Best "Todd... is WTF & Fail  about a month ago
  • The saddest part of this is that there's no one attending this “pageant” other than other desperate stage mothers and one guy in the back who's probably going to hang himself with an extension cord at a Motel 6 immediately after the show.

    joeb11
    a month ago
  • jacquelyne   Soda-Addicted Alana Is The Best "Todd... and thinks it’s LOL  about a month ago
  • Lillithdv8 thinks Soda-Addicted Alana Is The Best "Todd... is WTF  about a month ago
  • benzorg thinks Soda-Addicted Alana Is The Best "Todd... is WTF  about a month ago
  • thisguyukno   Soda-Addicted Alana Is The Best "Todd... and thinks it’s LOL  about a month ago
  • Gitsie Gutwrench thinks Soda-Addicted Alana Is The Best "Todd... is Ew  about a month ago
  • carty thinks Soda-Addicted Alana Is The Best "Todd... is LOL & Trashy  about a month ago
  • Ellzc thinks Soda-Addicted Alana Is The Best "Todd... is Ew & WTF  about a month ago
  • Is it just me or does the child look and act like Cartman (on Maury) with a crop-dusting of Down's? :(

    Apequake
    a month ago
  • kellyb23 thinks Soda-Addicted Alana Is The Best "Todd... is Trashy  about a month ago
  • zeeo thinks Soda-Addicted Alana Is The Best "Todd... is Trashy, Fail & WTF  about a month ago
  • Fuego   Soda-Addicted Alana Is The Best "Todd... and thinks it’s LOL  about a month ago
  • lizo5 thinks Soda-Addicted Alana Is The Best "Todd... is Trashy, WTF & Fail  about a month ago
  • wtf is wrong with these people? Why would you do that to your child?

    Megosaurusrex
    a month ago
  • Who else is on these pageants if she can win?

    JohanPar
    a month ago
  • It's funny how Americans can be so judgmental of other countries' morals, and still broadcast these kinds of show.

    gustave schnapp
    a month ago
  • That poor, poor child.

    gordong
    a month ago
  • Oh god, shes going to grow up to be that annoying fat bitch who wears tiny clothing and thinks shes Beyonce

    Alita B
    a month ago
  • Cool instead of concentrating on how horrible the soda/child pageants are you're all talking about slapping children and how terrible fat/working class people are Thanks Buzzfeed, whenever I have hope in humanity, you show me I was wrong to do so.

    C Greatbanks
    a month ago
  • Ummmm. Is it just me, or does she talk like a jaded, old black lady?

    RCComar
    a month ago
  • mom is living a sick and twisted beauty pageant dream she could never do, via her daughter. She will end up a “piece of work” when she is grown up like all the other little brats on this show. i dont watch it, but its always on when I go to the gym and it makes me sick. TLC needs to stop perpetuating these stupid shows.

    Super Butters
    a month ago
  • Disgusting…that's alt I can say

    janetdemerss
    a month ago
  • this child is beyond obnoxious.

    Tristan
    a month ago
  • What's wrong with her? She's either doomed to mediocrity or she's an future evil genious.

    Sarah C.
    a month ago
  • That 'dollar makes me hollar' quote is going to haunt her when she's working the gentlemen's clubs fifteen years from now.

    M. H.
    a month ago
  • Someone needs to show them the Georgia Childhood Obesity ads…

    alejpanda
    a month ago

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