Soda-Addicted Alana Is The Best “Toddlers & Tiaras” Star Ever
Alana is the six-year-old soda-addicted beauty pageant daughter of obese “Coupon Queen” June. They were featured on TLC’s “Toddlers & Tiaras” this week. Alana’s secret weapon is her belly. Her motto? “A dollar makes me holler, honey boo-boo!” Also, why are you still reading this? Go watch the video!
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Megosaurusrex a year agowtf is wrong with these people? Why would you do that to your child?
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gustave schnapp a year agoIt’s funny how Americans can be so judgmental of other countries’ morals, and still broadcast these kinds of show.
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C Greatbanks a year ago
Cool instead of concentrating on how horrible the soda/child pageants are you’re all talking about slapping children and how terrible fat/working class people are Thanks Buzzfeed, whenever I have hope in humanity, you show me I was wrong to do so.
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Super Butters a year agomom is living a sick and twisted beauty pageant dream she could never do, via her daughter. She will end up a “piece of work” when she is grown up like all the other little brats on this show. i dont watch it, but its always on when I go to the gym and it makes me sick. TLC needs to stop perpetuating these stupid shows.
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