Soda-Addicted Alana Is The Best “Toddlers & Tiaras” Star Ever
Alana is the six-year-old soda-addicted beauty pageant daughter of obese “Coupon Queen” June. They were featured on TLC's “Toddlers & Tiaras” this week. Alana's secret weapon is her belly. Her motto? “A dollar makes me holler, honey boo-boo!” Also, why are you still reading this? Go watch the video!
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where is Michelle Obama when you need an intervention.
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TO MUCH!!
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The Mom is a porker, and the kid is a little porker LMFAO!
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I love this kid.
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i just dont want to do life anymore. i give up.
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The saddest part of this is that there's no one attending this “pageant” other than other desperate stage mothers and one guy in the back who's probably going to hang himself with an extension cord at a Motel 6 immediately after the show.
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Is it just me or does the child look and act like Cartman (on Maury) with a crop-dusting of Down's? :(
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wtf is wrong with these people? Why would you do that to your child?
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Who else is on these pageants if she can win?
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It's funny how Americans can be so judgmental of other countries' morals, and still broadcast these kinds of show.
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That poor, poor child.
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Oh god, shes going to grow up to be that annoying fat bitch who wears tiny clothing and thinks shes Beyonce
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Cool instead of concentrating on how horrible the soda/child pageants are you're all talking about slapping children and how terrible fat/working class people are Thanks Buzzfeed, whenever I have hope in humanity, you show me I was wrong to do so.
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Ummmm. Is it just me, or does she talk like a jaded, old black lady?
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mom is living a sick and twisted beauty pageant dream she could never do, via her daughter. She will end up a “piece of work” when she is grown up like all the other little brats on this show. i dont watch it, but its always on when I go to the gym and it makes me sick. TLC needs to stop perpetuating these stupid shows.
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Disgusting…that's alt I can say
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this child is beyond obnoxious.
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What's wrong with her? She's either doomed to mediocrity or she's an future evil genious.
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That 'dollar makes me hollar' quote is going to haunt her when she's working the gentlemen's clubs fifteen years from now.
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Someone needs to show them the Georgia Childhood Obesity ads…






































