Nicolas Cage Confronts His "Vampire Photo" Doppelganger On Letterman

"How can I be polite about this... it's a, uh, somewhat slowed down version of me." Remember that Civil War-era photo that popped up on eBay and, according to its owner, was proof Nicolas Cage is a time-traveling vampire? Cage finally commented on the controversy to David Letterman on tonight's "Late Show."