Don't these ppl realize how desperate (not to mention illiterate) they sound?

Ava Adore, I speak Jive, and I believe I can help you regarding your inquiry into the definition of the word “finna.” As the language does not rely strongly on static definitions or coherent spelling to convey meaning, rather relying on the context in which the words are expressed, it is easier to provide an example in which 'finna' is utilized and allow you to draw your own conclusions: “Wrst Valentines Day Evr. Shiiiit. Wyen i fin dat cheatin ho imma funna finna her off. Dead like.” Finna should not be confused with 'fin' or 'funna.” I hope this has been useful. -Mendel

Mom was right! Maybe if they'd learn spelling and grammar, somebody would love and respect them. These comments are amazingly unreadable.

My boyfriend, whom I loved more than anything or anyone, unexpectedly dumped me last week. Worst Valentine's Day ever.

The American education system has failed many of these people. If anything I'd think it'd take LONGER to type like that!

I thought there would be funny stories…. not drama queens.

How did you people even read these without getting a headache?!

Maybe if you learned to write correctly, someone would love you.

ill i heard was a bunch of female whining. I know theres at least one guy in that list but its still all pissy, female WHINING

Hello there, #15.

Alright ladies, listen up. If you say you don't want something don't expect to get it. Remember No means No. You can't pick and choose when No means Yes. Us men are simple beings. Tell us what you want and we will provide. I understand its not as romantic but at least you won't be disappointed. Unless your the girl in post #1. I don't think it matters what you ask for. I can't understand a thing you've written.

My head hurts trying to decipher the code. Losing brain cells while attempting to read. Pass.

I'm a reasonably intelligent human being — but for the life of me I couldn't understand half of what was written. Military intelligence needs to get on this code bandwagon.

I imagine this is just the first of many for these people. Especially #20. I'd send dead flowers to my ex-wife before spending 5 minutes with that chick.

So illiterate people have shitty Valentine's Days. Hmm. But on the bright side, I guess it's OK if they don't receive a card, since they probably wouldn't have been able to read it anyway.

Well Tia'mom Feke Khuwa, I hate you now.

Is the first one even in English?

What kind of moon languages are half of these people writing in?