1. Everyone’s always like, “Nobody likes you cause you’re a ginger!!!”
4. But everyone still thinks you look like this.
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5. When actually, you’re rocking the red like this.
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6. And this.
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7. And this.
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8. But everyone’s still like, “Nah, we’re gonna kick you in the face.”
11. And everyone thinks you can’t go outside ‘cause you’ll burn.
12. When actually, you’re like, “Um, maybe I just don’t want to look like this.”
13. And everyone thinks you’re just the dumpy sidekick.
14. When actually you’re like, “Bitch, please. I’m a ginger. I run this place.”
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15. And everyone’s all like, “Ew gross, you have freckles.”
19. In conclusion, remember this:
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