16 Things I'll Complain About On The First Episode Of "Whine About It"

Introducing "Whine About It," a new short video series where BuzzFeed writer Matt Bellassai gets drunk at work and complains. (Presented by BuzzFeed BFF.)

Hi. I'm Matt. This is me pouring an entire bottle of wine into a glass that fits an entire bottle of wine.

This is me drinking it.

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And this is me preparing myself...

...for "Whine About It," a new, weekly video series, presented by BuzzFeed BFF, where I drink a whole bottle of wine at my desk and complain about stuff.

Like squirrels.

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And croutons.

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CROUTONS ARE JUST HARD, GROSS BREAD. YOU CAN'T SPREAD BUTTER ON A CROUTON. YOU'RE ALREADY EATING A SALAD, STOP TRYING TO MAKE IT WORSE BY ADDING A STALE PIECE OF ROCK BREAD.

Also there's a whole bit about cat buttholes.

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And a whole buncha other stuff, including this burp.

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Check out episode 1 here:

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You can find new episodes of "Whine About It" every Wednesday (wine Wednesdays!) on the BuzzFeed Matt Facebook page and Whine About It on Tumblr.

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Cheers!