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33 Ways To Be The Most Mystifying Supermodel Ever According To Tyra Banks

SMIZE TIL YOU DIE.

I know, right? Now tell your friends!
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Matt Bellassai

1. To start: Always be sure your audience is so bewildered by your personality, they’ll never anticipate your next move…

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Good. Very good. Very bewildering. Now let Tyra teach you her ways…

2. First off, the SMIZE is the most important weapon in your arsenal. NEVER FORGET: Smile with your ~eyes~

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3. If the smize isn’t enough, freely employ “the smooch.” Sitting in front of well-arranged fruit accentuates this look.

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4. Always act bewildered by yourself. If *you’re* mystified… so is everyone else.

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5. Your tongue is often your best accessory. Use seductively, and with vigor.

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6. The rapid flick of your tongue is best accompanied by the the aggressive rubbing of your breasts.

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7. Act with full control of your face, even when you have no actual control of your face.

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8. Roar when necessary to assert your dominance as alpha female.

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9. Consume food ravenously, but with grace and elegance.

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10. Melodrama is your best friend and intimate lover.

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11. Your emotions should seem 100% genuine and not at all fake or staged. BE REAL.

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12. You can never duck-face too hard. You can never say “swag” too often.

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13. Experiment with wardrobe. No look is too outrageous for Trya.

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14. REMEMBER: Tongue = most important accessory.

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15. Inspiration may pour over you at any minute. Let it happen. Let it consume you.

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16. Exercise a healthy contempt for other humans, as they will never be as beautiful or powerful as you.

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17. Tongue.

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18. Every move should exude a sleek, sensuous allure.

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19. Let your emotions flow through your face without any semblance of thought or control.

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20. Release any and all inhibitions.

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21. Swallow.

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22. Every facial expression is a declaration of YOU.

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23. If people don’t believe you’re insane, you’re NOT doing it right…

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24. Use dance as a way of expressing the depths of your personality.

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25. When you require sustenance, ingest food as a vacuum consumes its prey.

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26. Devour with poise and finesse.

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27. When necessary, abandon all conventional human behavior and embrace your animalistic tendencies.

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28. When you laugh, do so naturally and without pause.

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29. Suppress bodily functions as gracefully as you can.

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30. Never get too comfortable around Janice Dickinson.

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31. NEVER HOLD BACK WHEN TIFFANY IS BEING AN UNGRATEFUL BITCH.

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32. And remember, you are Tyra…

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33. And you’re a supermodel queen.

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