50 Times Beyoncé Ran The World In 2013

Bow down to Beysus.

1. When she started the year by gracing the nation’s capital with her flawless presence and first man.

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2. When Barack Obama himself honored her as America’s greatest national resource.

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3. When Bill Clinton was visibly stunned by her utter perfection and sheer diva strength.

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4. When she sang a soft prayer for all of the haters who said she couldn’t actually sing the national anthem at all.

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5. And then when she ended in the most epic way possible.

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6. When she took this selfie that raised the bar for every other selfie taken this year and probably ever.

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7. When she came onto the Super Bowl halftime stage and single-handedly changed the face of football forever.

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8. When she just stood there and absorbed the power and strength of the millions and millions of people watching her at that moment.

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9. When her thighs shook the very foundations of the earth.

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10. When this leg kick physically stopped the progression of time.

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11. And when this tongue flick shifted the tectonic plates beneath her at that very moment.

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12. That time the internet basically destroyed itself over her Super Bowl moments that were less than flattering.

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13. And that time it didn’t matter because she literally shut that place down.

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14. When she described her own flawless performance as only drunken Beyoncé could:

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15. When she brought the golden trio back together.

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16. And when she blessed them both with her impression of a fish.

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17. When she declared the Mrs. Carter Show World Tour and also declared that she is queen of this earth.

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18. When she won her SEVENTEENTH Grammy and became the third-most honored woman in Grammy history.

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19. When she introduced Justin Timberlake with one of her fans.

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20. And posed on the red carpet with another one of her fans.

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21. When she brought the entire Met Gala to its knees.

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22. When she released “Bow Down” just to remind everybody halfway through the year that she still runs this.

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23. That time she blessed the world with this haircut.

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24. And when she changed it basically every day after that just to mess with us.

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25. When she officially appointed her successor to the throne.

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26. When she taught Blue Ivy how to spy basic bitches.

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27. And how to twerk.

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28. And how to rock her own swag.

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29. When she covered Vogue in all of her glory.

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30. And covered GQ in all of her sexy perfection.

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31. When she was officially everybody’s preferred pick for Pope.

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32. When she and her flawless legs re-entered the music world with her Pepsi commercial.

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33. And when she absorbed the power of all previous Beyoncés to become the One True Beyoncé she is today.

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34. When she blessed H&M with her swimwear.

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35. And when she reportedly made them use her real body instead of slimmer curves.

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36. When she released her documentary and told the world the true origin of her great power.

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37. When she shot down literally all of your faves’ careers and ambitions.

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38. When she rose from the depths and blessed millions with the religious experience of the Mrs. Carter Show World Tour.

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39. When her power simply became too strong for one woman to contain.

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40. When she grew angrier.

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41. When her body physically could not hold the diva inside.

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42. When she proved that gravity is simply another bitch for her to dominate.

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43. When the world bowed before her.

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44. That time she released a surprise visual album and swept everybody else onto the floor.

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45. When she snatched literally every weave.

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46. When she redefined the English language.

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47. When she aimed to blow that shit up.

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48. And when she succeeded.

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49. When she declared her ownership of you and the rest of the world.

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50. And then when she left us to figure out the pure domination we’d just witnessed, and to parse through the waste she’d left in her vicious path.

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