1. When you’re super awkward and miss that high five.
Because basically nobody saw, so it’s not really *that* awkward.
2. When you fall in front of all your friends.
Because you know you’re a better skater than them anyway.
3. When you drop a plate of delicious spaghetti all over the carpet.
Because delicious spaghetti is still delicious, no matter what surface you eat it from.
4. When the cork wins.
Because, c’mon, you can definitely still pour that wine.
5. When you get stuck on the bus.
Because you’re (probably) still going to get where you’re going.
6. When you faceplant in front of a million people.
Because you still look fab in that dress.
7. When your taco breaks.
Because TACOS ARE PLENTIFUL.
8. When you inexplicably fall from the ceiling.
Because…idk, you’ll have a good story to tell probably.
9. When your job really sucks.
Because someone always has it worse.
10. When your drink gets spilled everywhere.
Because at least someone looks like a bigger idiot than you.
11. When you try to jump all impressively.
Because you still impressed.
12. When you walk into a glass door and spill your milkshakes.
Because now you can get MORE MILKSHAKES.
13. When you almost drop your baby.
Because you’ll learn baby eventually.
14. When you fail at jump rope.
Because jump rope is stupid anyway.
15. When you drop something expensive in the pool.
Because it was probably time for a new MacBook anyway.
16. When you crash the car into the neighbor’s yard.
Because this moment will last forever.
17. When you don’t land the perfect dive.
Because I’m sure you’ll get it after your bones heal.
18. When nothing turns out like you expected.
Because a little more effort, and you’ll get there.
19. When you actually can’t walk in your shoes.
Because you still look more fab than most people, so it doesn’t really matter.
21. When you drop food on the subway.
Because it was McDonald’s and probably not that good for you anyway.
22. When your dramatic moment isn’t as dramatic as you thought it’d be.
Because it was still pretty dramatic.
23. When you can’t quite reach what you’re reaching for.
Because you’ll get it eventually.
24. When you drop your Cheetos EVERYWHERE.
Because CHEETOS ARE AS FRESH ON THE GROUND AS THEY ARE IN THE BAG.
25. When you can’t find your pocket.
Because you’ll find it eventually.
Because he’s Conan, and when he kicks you in the face, you take it.
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