Things People Do In Public That They Should Do In Private

    This week on "Whine About It," a short video series where BuzzFeed writer Matt Bellassai gets drunk at work and complains. (Presented by BuzzFeed BFF.)

    If you've missed the the first handful of episodes, "Whine About It" is a short video series in which I, BuzzFeed writer and notorious work drunk Matt Bellassai, drink a bottle of wine at my desk and complain about a buncha dumb stuff.

    On this week's episode: Things people do in public that they SHOULD do in private.

    Like kissing, making out, or otherwise putting your tongue on any object that isn't the inside of your own goddamn mouth.

    Or people who choose to run while I'm out here trying to peacefully stroll.

    And everybody who chooses to openly take a selfie.

    You can find new episodes of "Whine About It" every Wednesday (wine Wednesdays!) on the BuzzFeed Matt Facebook page and Whine About It on Tumblr.

    Cheers!