37 Things Beyoncé Has Apparently Been Doing Instead Of Releasing A New Album

We’re waiting, Beyoncé. WE’RE WAITING.

1. Shopping for Batman masks at Target.

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2. Buying a treat from an ice cream truck while wearing a balloon hat.

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3. Being blessed.

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4. Lying in a small patch of grass, pondering how long she can make us wait.

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5. Leaning sensually against this car in Americana short shorts.

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6. Teaching Blue Ivy to twerk.

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7. Posing in high heels next to a hot dog cart.

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8. Riding a bicycle with a giant dotted bow tie atop her glistening weave.

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9. Exiting this airplane mid-flight to take a stroll on the wing.

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10. Buying candy from a tiny store and wearing sunglasses indoors.

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11. Pondering beating this screaming man with a large bat made of money.

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12. Riding roller coasters.

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13. Powering the infrastructure of Instagram.

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14. Uploading pictures of Blue Ivy’s giant big toe.

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15. Sitting sensually on the edge of a boat.

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16. Lying on a set of stairs, wondering how her life became this.

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17. Standing up on those stairs in her clear white dress, and rising along them, slowly, foot by foot, giving them the strength they require to support all who climb them.

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18. Lying on a couch in an animal print onesie.

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19. Standing next to this wall of rock.

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20. Standing on this beach with an adult beverage.

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21. Posing with this Brazilian flag heart-shaped rug.

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22. Leaning against the side of this yacht.

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23. Sitting in this boat, chuckling to herself maniacally.

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24. Standing in an elevator.

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25. Posing next to this old taxi.

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26. Riding this tiny motor bike.

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27. Putting her sunglasses on and setting her bag down and leaning against this wall.

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28. Swimming.

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29. Being on a boat.

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30. Sitting down.

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31. Posing next to graffiti.

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32. Standing next to this little motor bike.

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33. Taking Beyoncé shots.

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34. Leading the children of Cuba to freedom and democracy.

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35. Cutting off her hair in an attempt to distract us from the lack of an album.

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36. Bending space and time.

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37. And sitting in a chair in the sun, with her legs crossed, judging us basic bitches for our impatience.

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