2. Tim is the star of Australia’s very first season of “The Bachelor.”
3. And, you know, he’s just a regular good lookin’ bloke.
7. Because OH MY GOD, this guy is literally the hottest man ever to be on a series of “The Bachelor” anywhere in the world.
8. First of all, his arms are strong and robust like a kangaroo’s.
9. He looks like THIS running on a beach.
10. Oh yeah, also he’s been on the cover of Australian Men’s Health looking like a babe.
12. HE IS LITERALLY AN UNDERWEAR MODEL AUSTRALIAN HUNK LOOKING FOR LOVE.
13. His hobbies apparently include emerging from the ocean with a surf board looking like this.
14. Standing in the ocean in tiny speedos like this.
15. Emerging from the depths of the Australian waters looking like this.
16. And just generally being an all-around Australian babe.
17. Tim is officially a chiropractor and officially looking for love… But, I mean, also he’s a sailor.
18. And a water-wading hunk.
19. And someone who leans sensually against complicated woodwork.
20. And dips his knee sensually into small bodies of water.
21. Basically, Tim is the hottest man ever to grace a reality television show probably anywhere on earth…
22. He could be the star of literally any television show and everybody would watch.
23. No American “Bachelor” can ever compare.
24. Because Tim is the real deal.
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