1. NEVER let other people’s embarrassing mistakes stop you from being a fierce, fresh bitch.
2. ALWAYS come prepared for any and every situation.
BOOM. Ready for your enemy’s funeral.
3. ALWAYS draw attention to yourself, no matter how gaudy or outlandish the move.
5. ALWAYS take advantage of any opportunity to flaunt your fabulousness.
6. NEVER leave the house without looking your absolute VERY best.
8. NEVER let a plain bitch stop you from doing your thing.
11. NEVER, EVER give up, even when everyone and everything is against you.
15. NEVER forget that fabulousness can be inspired by pretty much anything.
17. ALWAYS bring your A-game.
…and a pair of fierce running shoes to match your ferocious coat.
18. NEVER forget to tell a lesser bitch he’s being a lesser bitch.
19. ALWAYS acknowledge how superior you are to every other thing.
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