1. First of all, Furby comes with a WARNING with a SKULL AND BONES. “NEVER TREAT FURBY THE WRONG WAY. FURBYS CAN BE UNPREDICTABLE.”
2. Right away, Furby develops an uncanny attachment to you. He wants to understand you.
3. But Furby seems pretty cool at first. He shares your interests. He lures you into friendship.
7. Furby begins watching you from illicit places, whispering to himself.
11. His addictions grow, and you are somehow involved and responsible.
12. Furby’s behavior grows erratic. His words are slurring. He’s unstable.
13. His addictions graduate to harder substances. He stops listening to your warnings. He’s developed his own language, independent from yours, and no longer communicates with you.
14. His behavior becomes uncontrollable. His hunger for a wild life is untamed.
17. Somewhere in the world, Furby God grows stronger and wills your Furby — your friend — to perform unspeakable things.
19. Furby threatens you with a sharp weapon, pushing you down the stairs and staring into your fearful eyes.
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