1. Nobody appreciates your abundant skill and artistry.
4. “Serving up smiles” sounds like the worst thing in the entire world.
7. And when people try to get you to do fun things, it’s like…
14. And sometimes you just want someone to smash you in the head.
15. You want to block out all the people who drive you CRAZY.
19. Because you’ll probably just get another migraine.
24. You get into confrontations, and then back down because the other person is hot.
28. And basically be your sassy self because you’re Squidward Tentacles…
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