1. Nobody appreciates your abundant skill and artistry.
3. You really wish you weren’t *here* right now.
4. “Serving up smiles” sounds like the worst thing in the entire world.
5. Your neighbors are always out to ruin your day.
7. And when people try to get you to do fun things, it’s like…
14. And sometimes you just want someone to smash you in the head.
15. You want to block out all the people who drive you CRAZY.
16. Someone always snatches your chance at happiness.
18. And sometimes you feel like, “UGH. Not today.”
19. Because you’ll probably just get another migraine.
24. You get into confrontations, and then back down because the other person is hot.
27. And you can block out the people that annoy you.
28. And basically be your sassy self because you’re Squidward Tentacles…
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