1. So Joseph Gordon-Levitt was on The Colbert Report, just chatting about things like life and movies and, you know, masturbation.
2. And Stephen was like, “Um, I don’t masturbate to pornography…”
3. And JGL was like, “Yeah, totally, me neither. Well said, sir.”
4. And THEN… while they were giggling…
5. JGL decides to drop this absolute truth bomb.
6. And then JGL laughs because he knows it’s true. Everybody knows it’s true.
7. And then Stephen is like, “You should make this official. Because this is true. Everybody knows it’s true.”
- U.S. presidential candidates are making their final pitches before the New Hampshire Primary, the second voting contest of the nominating season 🇺🇸
- The Pentagon has confirmed that North Korea successfully launched a satellite into orbit on Sunday night.
- President Obama asked Congress for $1.8 billion to fight the spread of the Zika virus across the Americas.