Probably The Most Accurate Thing Joseph Gordon-Levitt Has Ever Said

JGL dropped some absolute truth on The Colbert Report. And there’s proof.

1. So Joseph Gordon-Levitt was on The Colbert Report, just chatting about things like life and movies and, you know, masturbation.

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2. And Stephen was like, “Um, I don’t masturbate to pornography…”

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3. And JGL was like, “Yeah, totally, me neither. Well said, sir.”

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4. And THEN… while they were giggling…

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5. JGL decides to drop this absolute truth bomb.

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6. And then JGL laughs because he knows it’s true. Everybody knows it’s true.

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7. And then Stephen is like, “You should make this official. Because this is true. Everybody knows it’s true.”

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8. So, basically, JGL knows that people find this attractive…

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9. And sometimes people think about him doing this.

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11. And basically just a lot of this.

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12. And in conclusion “People masturbate to me” is by far the truest and most appropriate thing Joseph Gordon-Levitt has ever said.

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