1. This is Thom.
2. Thom used to play rugby.
3. Until a pretty bad neck injury forced him to retire.
LOOK OUT FOR THE GRASS.
4. BUT DON’T WORRY… Thom’s OK.
5. And fortunately for us…
6. Thom now gets to spend his days looking beautiful.
7. He gets to stand around looking dashing with sodas.
8. And wearing kilts, because of course, he’s Scottish, every person from Scotland is always wearing kilts.
10. And also lots of plaid.
11. And pajamas.
12. BONUS: He also gets to hold puppies.
13. BUT MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL…
15. And not just any underwear, BUTT-ENHANCING UNDERWEAR.
17. Thom also likes to spend his time covering magazines.
27. For Thom Evans.
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