1. Meet Alexander Dreymon, a.k.a. “Luke Ramsey,” a.k.a. the sheltered but super hot guy who lives next door to the bad bitches of American Horror Story: Coven.
2. Sure, Luke wears this dopey shirt tucked into his dopey pants and lives with his dopey mom.
3. But also, and more importantly, Luke licks cake off of his fingers…
8. As further proof, I present… this face and these eyes and this little face hair.
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9. I present this all-black red-carpet situation.
11. And this beautiful rolled-up denim sleeves and spiky hair look.
12. Furthermore, I present Alexander Dreymon’s former roles, including man with big arms who sits backwards in chair:
13. Hot dude who stands in tiny blue underwear by a lake:
14. Hot dude who blocks out the sun while wiping himself down with a towel:
15. Hot dude sitting on a pier in tiny speedos:
16. And, of course, hot German dude who makes out with Matt Smith: