Meet Luke, The Most Important Character On "American Horror Story: Coven"

Shirtless guy next door = importance.

1. Meet Alexander Dreymon, a.k.a. “Luke Ramsey,” a.k.a. the sheltered but super hot guy who lives next door to the bad bitches of American Horror Story: Coven.

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2. Sure, Luke wears this dopey shirt tucked into his dopey pants and lives with his dopey mom.

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3. But also, and more importantly, Luke licks cake off of his fingers…

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4. Luke takes his shirt off like this…

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5. And Luke wipes his face with that shirt like this.

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6. Basically, this might be the most important part of the whole season.

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7. And Luke is obviously the most important character on the entire show.

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8. As further proof, I present… this face and these eyes and this little face hair.

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9. I present this all-black red-carpet situation.

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10. I present this solid grey-shirt look.

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11. And this beautiful rolled-up denim sleeves and spiky hair look.

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12. Furthermore, I present Alexander Dreymon’s former roles, including man with big arms who sits backwards in chair:

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13. Hot dude who stands in tiny blue underwear by a lake:

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14. Hot dude who blocks out the sun while wiping himself down with a towel:

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15. Hot dude sitting on a pier in tiny speedos:

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16. And, of course, hot German dude who makes out with Matt Smith:

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20. In conclusion, Luke is obviously the most important character in this show and he’s probably the next supreme and everybody should pay attention to him for exactly one billion reasons.

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