1. Let’s get right down to business: Mozzarella sticks are AMERICA.
2. Cheese. Deep Fried. As a stick.
3. Pretty much everything you need all in one food.
4. Melty AND crunchy.
5. Deep fried to a mouth-watering golden brown.
6. AMAZING even when they’re disgustingly bad.
8. Deep fried, gooey, melt-in-your-mouth CHEESE.
14. See also:
- Turkey's military released an audio recording of what it says were warnings to the Russian warplane before it was downed near Syria's border. ›
- Protesters marched in Chicago for the second night in a row after the release of a video showing the police shooting of black teen Laquan McDonald. ›
- And President Obama actually made his daughters laugh at the annual White House turkey pardon. ›