1. After the horrific Internet trend of snorting condoms — in which willings teens snort an entire condom up their noses and through their mouths — went mainstream, the public was rightfully disgusted…
2. And now, celebrities are speaking out to stop this traumatizing trend:
3. They are, understandably, confused.
4. And they want you to STOP. SNORTING. CONDOMS.
5. Do you want to die?
6. NO, SERIOUSLY. DO YOU WANT TO DIE?
7. Do you want to make Kanye sad?
8. THEN DON’T DO THIS:
9. JUST SAY “NO” TO SNORTING CONDOMS.
10. Let’s put an end to this unspeakable activity.
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