We already know kids are stupid and the worst.
Kids around Christmastime are ESPECIALLY AWFUL.
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First of all, they have NO SENSE OF WHAT TO ASK SANTA FOR.
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Then when they get their shit, THEY SCREAM.
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They're literally possessed.
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They're evil demons around presents.
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Careless, evil demons.
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They become EMPOWERED around Christmas.
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They get in the way of literally everything.
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They don't help hang decorations when you're obviously in peril.
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Oh, you're cutting down the tree? LET ME GET IN THE WAY.
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Oh, you're setting up the tree? LET ME GET IN THE WAY.
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Oh, you set up the tree?! LET ME GET IN THE WAY.
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ALWAYS. IN. THE. WAY.
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Also, they HATE SANTA.
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They suck the joy out of every Christmas occasion.
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Every Christmas picture is basically this.
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They're afraid of friendly snowmen.
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They are functionally USELESS.
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DEPRESSING. TINY. GRINCHES.
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Hateful little trolls.
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Living, breathing lumps of coal.
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They get all up in your way when you're trying to shop.
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And they can't walk in the snow.
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And they're the worst.
Congratulations, kids. You're the reason Santa drinks.
