They’re mostly just infuriating, ravenous monsters.
12. They’re terrible laborers.
16. They rarely, if ever, get food in their mouths.
23. They literally have no idea what’s going on ever.
- Protesters marched in Chicago for the second night in a row after the release of a video showing the police shooting of black teen Laquan McDonald. ›
- Frank Gifford's family says the NFL star had CTE, the degenerative brain disease linked to football. He died in August. ›
- And President Obama actually made his daughters laugh at the annual White House turkey pardon. ›