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27 Reasons Why Kids Are Actually The Worst

Sure, they’re innocent and sometimes adorable. But also, they’re awful.

Ok, so kids can be cute and squishy.

But let’s be honest…

They’re mostly just infuriating, ravenous monsters.

1. They get stuck in everything.

2. They’re clingy.

4. They’re lazy.

6. They’re bad at everything.

7. They can’t take care of themselves.

8. They give up easily.

9. They actually get stuck in everything.

10. They’re scared of friendly animals.

11. They’re exceedingly dumb.

12. They’re terrible laborers.

13. They cry. Constantly.

14. They’re functionally useless.

16. They rarely, if ever, get food in their mouths.

17. They break almost everything.

18. They don’t care about other humans.

19. They’re stupid.

20. They do this.

21. They’re stupid.

23. They literally have no idea what’s going on ever.

24. They make a mess.

25. They’re helpless.

27. And the worst.

(except for this one.)

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