27 Reasons Why Kids Are Actually The Worst

Sure, they’re innocent and sometimes adorable. But also, they’re awful. posted on October 13, 2012 at 12:36pm EDT

Matt Bellassai BuzzFeed Staff posted about 7 months ago

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27 Reasons Why Kids Are Actually The Worst

Matt Bellassai

Ok, so kids can be cute and squishy.

27 Reasons Why Kids Are Actually The Worst

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But let’s be honest…

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They’re mostly just infuriating, ravenous monsters.

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1. They get stuck in everything.

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2. They’re clingy.

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3. They do this.

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4. They’re lazy.

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5. They smell weird.

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6. They’re bad at everything.

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7. They can’t take care of themselves.

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8. They give up easily.

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9. They actually get stuck in everything.

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10. They’re scared of friendly animals.

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11. They’re exceedingly dumb.

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12. They’re terrible laborers.

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13. They cry. Constantly.

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14. They’re functionally useless.

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15. They’re selfish.

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16. They rarely, if ever, get food in their mouths.

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17. They break almost everything.

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18. They don’t care about other humans.

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19. They’re stupid.

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20. They do this.

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21. They’re stupid.

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22. They’re mean.

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23. They literally have no idea what’s going on ever.

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24. They make a mess.

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25. They’re helpless.

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26. And stupid.

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27. And the worst.

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(except for this one.)

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emilypiperc 5 months ago

I thought this was funny, maybe a bit exaggerated considering some of these kids could not do these things without out a “stupid” adults help, but I was really laughing out loud reading this.
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amykleberf 5 months ago

And you know the author probably has no kids of his or her own yet. You don’t know how sweet, funny and full of wonder small people are until you have and/or adopt your own. All life is valuable. Love is the most important (although an often challenging) part of life. Love is the most rewarding thing of all. Apart from that, fairly funny.
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leshaa 6 months ago

this post realy pissed me off at first ! i almost didnt read it all im glad i did because i would have went to bed pretty pissed!
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erinf20 6 months ago

Uh yeah… The last one is the worst one of them all.
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pameladuplissish 6 months ago

Yah know, This could all apply to really old people too :)
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Kids are truly over-sentimentalised.
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dadandb 7 months ago

Reminds me of my post: Top Ten Reasons Why I Hate My Son
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  that was the point.
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Megan D. 7 months ago

I still want kids, even if they can be little turds
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jennyc77 7 months ago

Little kids aren’t the worst, teenagers are the worst. They all think their smart when they are still little idiots, and we adults have to sit there and act like they are the future and are so proud. Give me a damn break. Little kids are cute, and don’t know any better. Teenagers are supposed to know better, and they don’t. Because they are evil little idiots.
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  “They all think (their) smart when they are still little idiots” I would bet there are plenty of teenagers who know the difference between they’re and their.
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nancys17 7 months ago

I didn’t know what to expect. Sweet. Really sweet.
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Ok, so kids can be cute and squishy.

But let’s be honest…

They’re mostly just infuriating, ravenous monsters.

1. They get stuck in everything.

2. They’re clingy.

3. They do this.

4. They’re lazy.

5. They smell weird.

6. They’re bad at everything.

7. They can’t take care of themselves.

8. They give up easily.

9. They actually get stuck in everything.

10. They’re scared of friendly animals.

11. They’re exceedingly dumb.

12. They’re terrible laborers.

13. They cry. Constantly.

14. They’re functionally useless.

15. They’re selfish.

16. They rarely, if ever, get food in their mouths.

17. They break almost everything.

18. They don’t care about other humans.

19. They’re stupid.

20. They do this.

21. They’re stupid.

22. They’re mean.

23. They literally have no idea what’s going on ever.

24. They make a mess.

25. They’re helpless.

26. And stupid.

27. And the worst.

(except for this one.)

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