23 Important Life Lessons From "Toddlers & Tiaras"

Toddler beauty queens basically have life entirely figured out.

1. Pick life goals that matter.

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2. Indulge yourself in life’s finest pleasures.

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3. Always have a plausible plan for the future.

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4. Assert your personal authority.

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5. Radiate with confidence and charm.

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6. Don’t let morning people get you down.

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7. Treat yourself.

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8. Let yourself be inspired.

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9. Take frequent naps, no matter the time.

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10. Always strive for Beyoncé status.

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11. Always.

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12. Never listen to the haters.

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13. Pick stimulating hobbies.

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14. Enjoy great cuisine.

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15. But especially bacon.

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16. Give your ambitions a solid deadline.

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17. Respect the people that help you along the way.

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18. Don’t fight the flow.

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19. Articulate your priorities.

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20. Dance like a boss.

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21. Don’t indulge your enemies.

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22. Aim for the highest in life.

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23. And most importantly, exercise a healthy disdain for Justin Bieber.

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(Big h/t to Tumblr user octopussoir for creating many of these amazing GIFs.)