im also sad to report that this is from my hometown
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Matt B. 
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The Beatles - “I’m Only Sleeping” When I wake up early in the morning, Lift my head, I’m still yawning. When I’m in the middle of a dream, Stay in bed, float up stream (float up stream), Please don’t wake me, no, don’t shake me, Leave me where I am, I’m only sleeping. Everybody seems to think I’m lazy. I don’t mind, I think they’re crazy Running everywhere at such a speed, Till they find there’s no need (there’s no need), Please don’t spoil my day, I’m miles away, And…
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Response to Songs For Your Rapture Mixtape:
seems pretty fitting..
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Response to Miley Cyrus Swearing Doll:
- Matt thinks Don't Jerk Off To This is Cute & LOL
- Matt Corduroy Skirts Are A Sin
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Response to Video From Top of the Burj Dubai:
dear god
- Matt Pigeon: Impossible
- Matt Can They Be Shitty Friends and Yet Aw...
- Matt 300,000 Birds Move At Once
- Matt AT-AT Kids and thinks it’s Geeky & LOL
- Matt thinks Baseball Overseas = Weird is WTF & LOL
- Matt thinks Hairless Bears is OMG
- Matt thinks Gratuitous Anti-Pedophilia Ads is WTF
- Matt Waiting for the Bus in Style
- Matt The Emotional Life of Candy Corn
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Response to Dead Print Media:
all for you colin
- Matt Dead Print Media
- Matt The Button
- Matt Darth Vader Conducts Orchestra
- Matt I've Discovered Something Amazing (Ag...
- Matt Chap-Hop
- Matt thinks I'm just... is LOL
- Matt protip
- Matt thinks Nice Timing, Scott Baio is LOL
- Matt Bottle Arcade Tricks Lazies Into Recy...
- Matt Always Blow On The Pie. Safer...
- Matt Bitches Don't Know About Brimley&...
- Matt The classic scene in question (answer...
- Matt 9-Year-Old's Amazing Goal
- Matt 50 People, 1 Question
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Response to What Should You Be For Halloween?:
I got House.. Spot on
- Matt thinks Hongry Girl's Macaroni Salad is Ew
- Matt Community Remixed and thinks it’s LOL
- Matt Garfield Minus Virginity and thinks it’s WTF
- Matt Tiny Baby Goat
- Matt Hail A Cab, Get A High Five
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Response to Co-Workers Discover They’re Long Lost Brothers:
can't help but feel good hearing that story
- Matt Co-Workers Discover They're Long Lost... and thinks it’s OMG
- Matt Relevancy of 'Ferris Bueller's Day Of...
- Matt thinks Muse Switch Places is LOL
- Matt thinks Hitler's Diabolical Plan is LOL
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Response to Gay People Can Quote The Bible Too:
someday peter.. someday
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Response to Tea Party Interviews:
this really disturbs me… how are people so oblivious?
- Matt thinks Tea Party Interviews is WTF
- Matt thinks Any Last Requests? is LOL
- Matt thinks Obama Vs. Mordor is LOL
- Matt oops
- Matt thinks Pass the Ketchup is Cute
- Matt thinks Pup-cakes! is Cute
- Matt thinks Panda Shaped Sushi is Cute
- Matt Auto-Tune The News #8 (Featuring T-Pa...
- Matt IKEA Heights and thinks it’s LOL
- Matt thinks This is Better Than Lasercats!!! is Ew
- Matt Two Foul Balls, One At Bat and thinks it’s OMG & LOL
- Matt Moments
- Matt thinks Honest Protestor is LOL
- Matt thinks These Guys Have Skill is LOL
- Matt thinks The Greatest Fake Punt Ever is LOL
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Response to Ambidextrous Shawshank Redemption Drawing:
I'm thoroughly impressed… wow
- Matt thinks Split in the Back is LOL
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Response to Split in the Back:
I actually swam with him back in the day.
Congrats Ricky! You're a star now..
- Matt Peyton Manning Makes a Few Calls
- Matt The Fast Food Mafia
- Matt Never Gonna Give Your Teen Spirit Up and thinks it’s LOL
- Matt thinks Why We're Closed is LOL
- Matt thinks Don't Repossess His Delorian is OMG
- Matt thinks Dragonball Z-ified is LOL
- Matt thinks Menacing Ticketmaster Captcha is LOL
- Matt thinks Don't Drink Straight From The Milk Ca... is LOL
- Matt thinks AWESOME Dancing Baby!!!!! is Trashy, Ew & Old
- Matt thinks Slave Leia Pillow Fight is Geeky & LOL
- Matt Samberg Vs. Arnett In Slaughter Shack and thinks it’s LOL
- Matt The Matrix: Kitty Out Numbered and thinks it’s LOL
- Matt The Pizza Box of the Future Has Arrived and thinks it’s OMG
- Matt Chicken Before the Egg
- Matt Behold: The Bacone! and thinks it’s LOL
- Matt Bohemian Rhapsody Old School Computer... and thinks it’s Geeky, OMG & LOL
- Matt Indian 'Cosby Show' Mash-Up I... and thinks it’s LOL
- Matt Joe the 4-Year-Old Drummer and thinks it’s OMG
- Matt Kanye West is a Gay Fish and thinks it’s LOL
- Matt Gay Marriage Causes Storms
- Matt Stop Calling Me A Homo!
- Matt Terrifying Robot Ant
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