1.If, for some inexplicable reason, you've never set foot inside of a Target (aka the best store to ever fucking exist), then you won't recognize this feeling:
2.You're probably confused by the big red balls that so many of us know and love.
3.You definitely won't understand this:
4.This joke won't make any sense to you:
5.You'll be confused by this person who has hopelessly high expectations for their future husband:
6.This picture won't even faze you, despite the fact that walking into a Target and seeing this would give many of us a fucking heart attack:
7.You've almost certainly never gotten a text like this:
8.You've most likely never tried this dangerously delicious popcorn:
9.You've probably never wondered if a Target you've never visited before has wine or not...
10.And you definitely don't know the joy of seeing a fully stocked Target wine section.
11.You've never asked yourself this question:
12.You won't understand the love for this prescription bottle:
13.You've probably never even heard of this brand:
14.Or this one:
15.This struggle probably seems insane to you:
16.And I doubt this makes any sense to you:
17.You won't laugh at this:
18.And you probably have no idea who Bullseye is.
19.It's highly unlikely you've ever texted Target for a mobile coupon.
20.And you've definitely never thought to look up the closest Target while on vacation.
