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I don't care about Disney lying about my Prince Charming. I'm more pissed about forest creatures and their unwillingness to clean my house.
2.
"Oh my God, stop singing and I'll build a fucking snowman with you." - Elsa
3.
She seemed cool when they were filming but Ariel would probs flip out if you touched one of her thingamabobs IRL.
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rapunzel didn't have to go out to find a husband. she let the D come to her.
5.
I hate cutting my hair, I hang out with 7 guys, I have a sleeping disorder and I have a thing for shoes and fishnets. I blame Disney.
6.
Friday morning feels like you’re in a Disney movie where little birds fly into your room to dress you, while a chipmunk rolls a J.
7.
The Disney Channel should be renamed 'Celebrity Prehab.'
8.
Aladdin and Jasmine totally fuck on that magic carpet right? Trying to settle a bet.
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"That bitch!" - Women who have the same shoe size as Cinderella.
10.
Watching so many Disney movies as a young girl gave me very unrealistic expectations about how majestically my hair should blow in the wind.
11.
Rapunzel's pubes must have been next level.
12.
They can only call Disneyland "the happiest place on earth" because In-N-Out doesn't serve liquor.
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Can't believe how much Frozen merchandise there is for xmas this year. I've even seen an ad for a frozen turkey
14.
How do we know Pinocchio wasn't snorting Viagra?
15.
As unrealistic as they are, the Disney princesses did teach me things. Rapunzel taught me you can knock people out with frying pans.
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FROZEN SUMMARY: Lack of communication between upper class siblings leads to untold misery and uncertain future for general population.
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If Rapunzel doesn't use her locks as bondage tools, that is a serious waste of hair.
18.
can we just acknowledge the fact that cinderella is a stubborn needy sassy teenage white girl with freakish small feet?
19.
I thought Frozen was about an old, rich lady's face.
20.
At what age does a little girl’s obsession with princesses typically end? I’ll flee the country if I ever have to buy her Cinderella tampons
21.
A Disneyland employee got arrested for trying to trade tickets for sex. Sex with a Disneyland employee? That’s fucking goofy!