For anyone who might be unfamiliar, a hand job is the act of using one’s hand to stimulate a penis…
All the way to GODDAMN COMPLETION.
Back in the day, hand jobs were exciting.
You could get some action without ~technically~ losing your v-card.
It was a win-win situation.
It worked in high school because, well, it doesn't exactly require a lot of stimulation for a hormonal teenage boy to…
But things change as we get older. Physically speaking.
Long gone are the days when a few tugs of ye ol' one-eyed monster result in a pleasurable orgasm.
It can be dry and awkward for the recipient. Just sayin'.