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The most expensive part of buying #Adele25 is all the wine you have to drink.
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If cats could drink wine I'd never feel alone.
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budgeting tip buy all of your bedding in the same color as the wine you drink in bed
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When I need to bring a bottle of wine to a dinner party I always Zillow that person's house first so I know how much to spend.
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My favorite chicken is made with white wine and no chicken.
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How to drink wine: 1. Get glass. 2. Open wine bottle. 3. Throw glass in garbage. (you don't need that) 4. Drink whole bottle. 5. Repeat.
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You can't make anyone shut up, but you can drink a bottle of wine and forget everything they said
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How do you get a red wine stain off a baby?
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After dozens of rewrites, all tales of Jesus' brother Carl were lost from the Bible. Carl could turn wine into water. No one liked Carl.
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I always drink a few glasses of wine before going to the gym so I can ignore the burn
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It never fails- every time I wear white, I spill a whole bottle of wine down my throat.
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lets be honest. we both know i only put this im my basket to stop the wine bottles from clinking.
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Coffee, you're out. Wine, get on deck.
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My favorite Sunday game is going to the store and filling up a handbasket with wine. When it's too heavy to carry, you win. I never lose.
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I'm sorry for pouring red wine into your Brita, I just was trying to make rosé.
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No good can ever come from the BevMo five cent wine sale
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Reaching new heights in laziness by choosing wine based on screw-top vs. cork
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So much of being an adult is bringing a bottle of wine someone brought to your house to someone else's house
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My hotel has a temper pedic mattress. Guess who's not spilling her box of red wine tonight!