1. We know, we know, we know. We have a lot of shoes.
Just don't go throwing around words like "too many," because can you ever really have too many shoes?
Just don't go throwing around words like "too many," because can you ever really have too many shoes?
But who couldn’t use an extra pair of winter boots or summer sandals?
Hell, we've even posted pictures to Instagram!
Usually along with one of these emojis: 👠 👞 👡 👢 👟
To be honest, none of those Instagram pictures probably included all of the shoes we own.
However, it’s rare that you’ll see us donate a pair of shoes.
Clothing and household appliances? Yes! Shoe donations? Not this time, maybe next donation run…
Some of us ride bikes to work (in cute biking shoes), others of us grow fresh produce (wearing Birkenstocks while we visit the community garden), etc.
Like A LOT!
With the right lighting you know it would look fierce!
If we had new shoes available we'd be wearing them and on our way to dinner already.
Carrying that kind of regret with you just isn't healthy.
Hiking up flights of stairs in shoes that pinch your toes isn't a good thing.
But we'll never tell you exactly where they're all hidden.
There's no shame in telling the sales associate you forgot that you already had this particular pair. Who knows? He or she might be a fellow shoe addict!
Maybe we had millions of dollars in the shoe budget it'd be a different story.
Retail therapy, just what the doctor would prescribe!
But who are we kidding? We'll probably be buying tons of shoes for both ourselves and our kids!
Everyone's got their vices, for us, it's shoes.