63 Awesome Things Said By Britney Spears

All eyes are certainly on Britney. According to her website, something big is happening on September 17th. posted on

1. 1. “Hi, I’m Britney Spears”

2. 2. “You can call me Brit.”

4. 4. “I go through life like a karate kid.”

5. 5. “I could kick any boy’s ass!”

6. 6. “I’m awesome!”

7. 8. “Be nice! Or else…”

8. 9. “Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you’re cool, fuck you, I’m out.”

9. 10. “You’re sweet.”

10. 11. “Love is a cool thing, but it’s something that you work at.”

11. 12. “I think everybody should be pro love.”

12. 13. “I think everyone should be treated equally.”

13. 14. “Obviously!”

14. 15. “Marry Prince William? I’d love that. Who wouldn’t want to be a princess?”

15. 7. “Chocolate for me is just like an orgasm”

16. 16. “My god, I hate fuckin’ waitin’.”

17. 17. “It sounds like to me that you’re running away from your problems…”

18. 18. “I always listen to ‘NSYNC’s Tearin’ Up My Heart. It reminds me to wear a bra.”

19. 19. “I eat like a horse.”

20. 20. “Excuse me, where is your loo?”

21. 21. “A turd!”

22. 22. “I used to be a pretty cool chick”

23. 23. “People shave their heads all the time.”

24. 24. “I had totally lost my way. I lost focus. I lost myself.”

25. 25. “You do something wrong, you learn from it, you move on.”

26. 26. “Now I’m okay.”

27. 27. “I don’t really have time to sit down and write. But when I think of a melody, I call up my answering machine and sing it, so I won’t forget it.”

28. 28. “Grammy’s can kiss my ass!”

29. 29. “I’m serious, you should put ranch dressing on it.” (On pizza?) “Ya, it’s delicious, you should try it!”

30. 30. “My family, we’re so southern and ghetto”

31. 31. “Christina Aguilera and I are friends no matter what the media makes up.”

32. 32. “She (Christina) comes up to me in a club in front of all these people and tries to put her tongue down my throat!”

33. 33. “When someone has been rude to you so many times, it’s like, ‘You know what, Christina, I’m really not about the fake … anymore.’ “

34. 34. “You’re scary and I feel really dark when I’m around you.”

35. 35. “She probably needs to get laid.”

36. 36. “I don’t listen to rap music.”

37. 37. “When I tell them the way I feel, it’s like they hear me but they’re not really listening.”

38. 38. “This is the Poo Cocktail Supreme”

42. 39. “I don’t know!”

43. 40. “I believe you also marry in your heart and that means much more than a piece of paper.”

44. 41. “I’m really just a tomboy at heart. So it’s really hard for me to be like Kim Kardashian and be makeup-and hair-ready every time I go out of my house.”

45. 42. “On the other hand, when you do wear those sweats, you’re like, Oh God, I should step it up a notch.”

46. 43. “That is the real me honey!”

47. 44. “I gave up getting upset about things people make up about me a long time ago.”

48. 45. “Cheetos, and Doritos” (on her favorite type of junk food)

49. 46. “Sundance is weird. The movies are weird - you actually have to think about them when you watch them.”

50. 47. “I’ve done that already”

51. 48. “The milkman still comes to the door. And I Iike the simplicity of that” (on London)

52. 49. On loving yourself…

53. 50. “Look, I just want a good burger, OK?”

54. 51. “I want to wait to have sex until I’m married.”

55. 52. “Just because I look sexy on the cover of Rolling Stone doesn’t mean I’m naughty.”

56. 53. “I know I’m not ugly, but I don`t see myself as a sex symbol.”

57. 54. “Who cares if I’ve had sex? It’s nobody’s business. Trust me, I’m not going to have a press conference to announce it.”

58. 55. “I don’t like people a lot. Ever.”

59. 56. On dating…

60. 57. “Whatever you got—I’ll eat it, snort it, or ride it baby!”

62. 59. “Merry Christmas” said on 3/24/09

63. 60. “See, I’m magic.”

64. 61. “I hope I’m worth it all”

65. 62. “Drive safe, don’t smoke weed, and rock out with your cocks out. Peace mother fuckers.”

66. 63. “Well thank you, I love you too.”

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