The Italian Republic, an Advanced Western Democracy!

Hi, I’m an Italystan citizen. I live in Milano 2, in a palace built by the Prime Minister. I work in Milan, in a company owned by the PM. Even my car insurance company is PM’s, and PM’s is the insurance company for my integration pension. I buy every day the PM’s newspaper. When I need a bank, I go to the PM’s bank. In the afternoon, I leave the office and I go shopping in a supermarket owned by the PM’s, where I buy goods produced by companies participated by the PM. At night, if I want to go to the cinema, I go to the PM’s cinemas and I watch a movie produced by a PM’s company (this movies are usually partially financed by the Government). If I stay at home at night, I often watch PM’s telly, with a decoder produced by PM’s brother company, where the movies made by PM’s companies are continuously interrupted by ads realized by the PM’s advertising society. On the tv, I mostly watch football results, because I’m a PM’s football team fan. When I don’t watch PM’s telly, I watch RAI, whose managers have been nominated by parliaments member elected in the PM’s party. Naturally, like in every democratic and liberal countries, also in Italystan is the PM that prepares the bills to be approved in the Parliament, where most of the deputies of the majority party are employed or lawyers of the PM, … who takes care of my exclusive interests. Lucky uh?