50 Notes Of Grey

50 Shades of Grey is now a musical. And it's traveling the country.

You can now watch live as Christian and Anastasia sing and dance about anal beads, kinky fuckery, and inner goddesses.

Via 50shadesthemusical.com

Are you getting hot and heavy waiting for 50 Shades of Grey to hit theaters? Coming 2015, the highly anticipated BDSM film is sure to spark the next baby boom (and a spike in trips to the emergency room after bedroom scenes are reenacted). Until then, there is 50 Shades! The Musical. 50 Shades tour is making its way from the Atlantic to the Pacific into the new year.

The 11-number musical opens with "a middle-aged ladies' book group, then plunges, like a cougar's neckline, into sketches making fun of the erotic, best-selling novel," informs the NY Post. It also features Anastasia's Inner Goddess, who was cut from the silver screen production.

There is one thing critics agree on:

"50 SHADES! THE MUSICAL is a Raunchy Romp." - Broadway World

"The show gets down to the business of sexual fetishes right away...Masturbation gets an awful lot of airtime." - SF Gate

"The production relies heavily on dirty words and sex jokes." - Houston Press

"Recommended for audiences 18 and older." - Playbill

So...who was cast for this steamy role? Are Anastasia and Christian headed to a city near you? Learn everything you need to know. Laters.