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    9 Aspects Of Flying That Would Be Totally Inappropriate Anywhere Else

    Uhh yeah, of COURSE I don't mind if you fart for seven hours straight.

    9. Drinking in the morning

    8. Being forced to consider the graphic details of how you will perish

    7. Even for a second considering buying something like this from SkyMall:

    6. Overt discrimination based on socioeconomic status

    5. Watching a sweaty stranger sleep with his/her mouth open

    4. And/or being that sweaty stranger

    3. Having this reaction to a baby even before it opens its mouth

    2. Eating food that is probably biological warfare

    1. And coping with more day drinking