You get on the sales floor, ready to sell lotions! Candles! And soap!
Surprise! There's an event today and YOU get to work Zone 0 aka right outside the store:
Then a customer asks, "Is this Bed, Bath & Beyond?"
Or, "Is this the Body Shop?"
Then you get a customer who says, "I'm looking for a lotion but I don't know what it's called. I think it was pink?"
Once you find it for them, they say it looks different
Or if it's discontinued and you have to listen to them rant about how you shouldn't have done that
By the end of all the questions you're just like:
When a customer asks you if the massage oil is edible:
You head over to clean up the Pocketbacs table and it's a NIGHTMARE
You see a customer opening a new bottle of lotion but the tester bottle is right there
When the candle your customer is looking for is a seasonal scent
When you cash out a customer, and they reach over to your side of the register to grab the coupons
When a customer overshares their life with you:
You try to help out some people, but they think you're on commission and are wary of you
You go into the back room to look for a product:
Unless it's Christmas season, then it looks like:
Your coworkers give you sanity
Your managers always got your back with angry customers
Not to mention you get freebies!
And best of all: When you go somewhere after work, and someone asks "What smells so good?"