marquisdejolie

marquisdejolie

"It's as if David Lynch had been born in a trailer." From deep, deep deep in the cotton-pickin' red clayed piney woods of east Texas, I bring you the saga of my sister Bethzilla, swamp thing what done crawled up out of the danged boggy bottoms of Uncertain, Texas and of Momma, a transplanted Cajun rice plantation girl from the south Texas depression era. Take a lookee.

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  • Smoke And Mirrors

    Beth diverts the conversation from too much car borrowing to depression, school, Steve gossip, ANYTHING that will take momma's mind off the car.

  • Choices

    2 days before her nervous breakdown, my sister Beth starts talking about life choices.

  • Play The Game, Yall

    3 days before her nervous breakdown, my sister Beth talks about her manipulative, passive aggressive ex-mother-in-law.

  • Blake Getting His Grandma Buzzed On Pot

    My sister Beth brags about the years before I moved back home, years when momma's house was used as a drug den crash pad for Beth's pothead children.

  • I Don't Need To Know Anybody Else's Life

    7 days before her nervous breakdown, Beth declares her lifelong philosophy that she doesn't need to know the petty details of anybody else's life.

  • Sickos

    All real and imagined sickness in the family can be traced back to momma's Munchausen's By Proxy syndrome. Part of a Creatures of The Piney Woods series.

  • Another Home Takeover

    Documentation of another home takeover in the piney woods of east Texas. Part of a Rednecks In Distress series.

  • There's Something Wrong With Beth

    Beth may have lost her mind again, but momma's the one missing a car. Part of a Rednecks In Distress series. Music courtesy http://www.youtube.com/user/audionautix Distributed by Tubemogul.

  • The Joy of Canned Cheese

    Beth receives her TSTC welding school grant money and gets so excited by the canned cheese she can now afford that she forgets her own name. Music from http://www.youtube.com/user/audionautix

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