Top 10 Miley Moments

“Wrecking Ball” does not even begin to describe Miley just being Miley. But we love her anyway. These moments are beyond making out with a doll and licking a hammer.

10. Moisturizing hands with ketchup-Hannah Montana, “Lilly, Do You Want to Know a Secret?”

Because talking to boys is really hard. Still.

9. Blonde pixie haircut drama-September 2012

One day she had hair. The next day she didn't. Tragedy.

8. Twerking at the VMAs-August 2013

She just looks awkward. I mean really.

7. The entire “We Can’t Stop” music video-June 2013

It can't even be interpreted as artistic like "Wrecking Ball." It's just blatantly inappropriate.

6. Pole dancing at the Teen Choice Awards-August 2009

Wrong crowd, darling.

5. Salvia usage? Really?-December 2010

I mean that's probably the least of our worries, to be honest.

4. Pictures showing Miley in her underwear hacked and released-July 2008

I mean she was hacked and these were meant for Nick Jonas but still. TMIley.

3. Phallic birthday cake for Liam Hemsworth’s birthday-January 2012

I hope it tasted good at least...

2. Giving 44-year-old Last Song producer Adam Shankman a lap dance-May 2010

I mean...that's just wrong on a few levels.

1. Slapping a twerking dwarf-September 2013

And also the musical dwarfs playing in the band were an interesting touch...?

We get it. You aren't Hannah Montana anymore.

But stop twerking please? xoxo