The "Snapchat 12 Days Of Christmas" Is Disturbingly Hilarious

Random people unknowingly mashup a Christmas classic.

Over 1000 people submitted Snapchat videos of their favorite words for a mashup of "The 12 Days of Christmas." The result is one of the weirdest and most entertaining lists of presents anyone could hope to receive. For example, who wouldn't love...

12. Hardcore Bubbles. (Because soft bubbles are so last year.)

11. Gnarly Nipples. (Not sure if a "Gnarly Nipple" is a good thing or a bad thing.)

10. Filthy Hoes. (Which are the most affordable kind.)

9. Booger Bagels. (I got one of these at the deli once when I was rude to the staff.)

8. Sleepy Homies. (Just hold on we're going homie.)

7. Ballsy Taters. (They have really thick skin.)

6. Sweaty Wenches. (They're probably sweaty because they tried to peel the Ballsy Taters.)

5. Amaze-Balls Poop Sandwiches. (I'd rather have another Booger Bagel.)

4. Puffy Prostitutes (Hey! Isn't that "Vine Star" Logan Paul?)

3. Snowman Balls. (That's one Ballsy Snowman. But still not as Bally as those Taters!)

2. Coyote Blood. (Merry Christmas! Well, not for the coyote.)

And what's the number one thing these Snapchatters put together for Christmas? Watch the complete song to find out!