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Posted on Apr 5, 2013

The Top 10 Reasons Why The Only Hot Guy On HBO's Girls Quit

There aren't many guys left on "Girls" soon the show will be resembling "The L Word." According to Jezebel.com, Christopher Abbott left because he couldn't stand Lena Dunham. Further investigation by markatlarge.com uncovered these probable reasons for his swift departure:

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10) Hannah (Lena Dunham's character) gets wind from her BFF that Charlie (Christopher Abbott) is an expert muffin muncher – Lena naturally insist on a scene where they both get drunk and goes down on her vajaya. The part Abbot can't bear is Lena insist on going commando for the scene.

9) Lena demands Charlie goes full monty in season 3–Abbott refuses to expose his manhood fearing the world will discover he has a small penis-wah wah.

8) Lena is requiring a contract stipulation that Abbott gets fat so she's not the only one on the show referred to as having a "normal" body type.

7) Abbott complained he was much too big of a star to keep making the tampon runs.

6) Abbott got caught by Lena pleasuring himself to a copy of Playboy. Lena was so horrified she sent a crew member over with a copy of Lane Bryant's Plus Size Women's Bikini Issue and a terse note on how Playboy objectifies women. That was Abbott's final straw.

5) Lena insists on being naked during the entire taping causing it to get a bit awkward around meal times. Abbott finally had it after the 10th time of picking her pubic hairs out of his cream cheese and lox bagel.

4) Hannah has a food/sex dream sequence where Abbot is the cream in her Oreo cookie. It's a bizarre vignette that involves Charlie stupping Hannah while he's taking it from her dufus boyfriend, hence he's the cream in her Oreo Ménage à trois. However, the scene gets a little to perverse for Abbott when Hannah wants Charlie to eat Oreo's from her snatch.

3) Lena caught Abbott eating salad, working out and reading during his downtime. Lena insist the cast use method acting even when not on the set, thus all the actors should behave like "real" Americans eating Big Macs, playing video games and watching TV for endless hours. It's important to Lena that her show is about "real" men and women, not like those unrealistic skinny bitches on Sex and the City whom she despises.

2) Lena is rumored to be feuding with fellow cast member Alison Williams (a.k.a the hot guy's girlfriend.) It what can only be described as a very spiteful act Lena writes-off Charlie replacing him with a super ugly boyfriend for Alison's character. And the sex scenes between the two are said to be more raunchy than any sex scene Lena has ever done–that says a lot! Poor Alison.

Number 10 is a bit too hot for BuzzFeed check it out at markatlarge.com: