This Is The One Thing All Crime Shows Get Wrong

    ENHANCE!

    To enhance a photograph, your Super Secret Detective Squad first meets to decipher the evidence.

    Examine the images at hand.

    Then pause the footage at the moment where your suspect is most visible.

    Make sure you blow it up really big so you can see everything.

    Zoom in on the area in question.

    Then... enhance.

    If your suspect still isn't visible, note if there is anything reflective in the area.

    Blow it up really big.

    Then... enhance again.

    There you have your suspect.

    Quickly run it through your database of every human in existence.

    There you have your culprit.

    You've successfully nailed a criminal.

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